As mentioned earlier, this post is about girls. The topic on "Girls" has been nondi nongu eduthufied (discussed) like a million times by thousands of people and not even a single person has ever come up with any conclusion regarding this topic.
Okay! Now I am gonna divide and analyse the geometry of algebra in the mind set of the girls.
When she is single
It's easy to find out if a girl is single if she has the following traits
- She will act like Genelia (Haasini) in Santhosh Subramaniam (always hyper and jumping here and there)
- She will always have a boy with her who is Friend-Zoned.
- She gives less attention to her make-up.
- She will eat anything and everything and never cares about her diet.
- She shows attitude with strangers but deep inside the heart she expects people to look at her.
- When she knows about a guy having crush on her. She wants him to propose her badly and will try hard and make him propose, but chances of accepting his proposal are only 0.01%
Every girl secretly wants to be loved but when it happens she will not be ready to accept it. Once again points potu neata alasuvom.
- The first thing she does will be to increase make-up and maintain proper diet (will turn super hot like the girls in the above pic)
- She gets close with the boy in the Friend-Zone (he might be expecting something else, but the truth is HE IS BEING USED)
- She makes new friends just to watch if the guy is coming behind her.
- Her activity in social networking sites increases exponentially.
- She will get a new cat/dog and upload a minimum of 10 to 15 photos per day.
- Treat the guy like a Hutch dog and make him follow her everywhere.
Now when a girl falls in love (need not be the guy who proposed her) there will be a drastic change in her. Here I will list a few significant points based on experiments by scientists.
- The importance to make-up reduces so does the diet.
- All the boys she had in the Friend-Zone will be thrown out of her life.
- She will remove all her photos from Facebook and have a pic of a baby or a flower as Display picture and it will be impossible to find her online.
- The dog/cat which she bought during the previous phase would now be replaced by her lover.
- She will pour too much of love on the guy and make him drown. At a extreme level, the love turns out to be torture.
- She limits her friend circle and never gets close with a girl hotter than her.
P.S. Not all girls are like this. Some are worse.
These are facts....:-)
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DeleteFYI not all girls are like that :P
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DeleteThis suits only a very few girls. At least I am not like this :|
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