Power Star - The Next Superstar?

OM POWER STARAYA NAMAHA

"Kola kolaya mundharika, power star adicha nee katharika"

          If you are a Tamilan, you will surely know this punch dialogue and also the great man behind this. Dr.Srinivasan, a doctor turned actor and soon to be Super Star is now becoming a latest sensation among the college students. Due to a recent out burst of his die hard fans against Neeya Naana Gopinath for trying to bring the serious side of Power Star, he is now taking rounds in online blogging world. This blog post has got nothing to do with the issue. This blog is only to mention few achievements of this great Legend.

POWER STAR WITH A POWER START IN KOLLYWOOD

Chocolate Boy Look 

     Power Star is the only actor to hold the record for having highest number of film offers at any point of time. Here are the list of films he has acted so far,

• Ananda Thollai
• Desiya Nedunchalai
• Indra Sena
• Karungali
• Lathika
• Mannavan
• Moolakkadai Murugan
• Naane Varuven
• Pa. Ra. Pazhanisami
• Poongodi Jannalil
• Suranga Padhai
• Thiruma (A) Thirumanickam...
• Unakkaga Oru Kavithai

And the list goes on and on!

Fan Base

          Power Star has a huge fan following in Tamil Nadu. In a recent Tv show, he humbly admitted that he has around 5,00,000 (5 Lakh) fans and over 10,000 fans in every college of Tamil Nadu and he has proof for his statement. But, according to me he got the facts wrong. He is so humble and polite to mention only a part of his fan battalion. Almost everyone in Tamil Nadu loves him except for few people like Gopinath and few Social Activists.

Fanny Magnet

USP's
           Extravagant Dancing Skills
           Athletic Physique (Thoppa excluded)
           Magnetic Look (Gaandha Paarvai)
           Puppy Dog Smile
           Exotic Hairstyle (Wig)
           Inborn Acting Skills
Hit List        

          Almost every movie he acts is a Super-Dooper hit. All his movies are screened for a minimum of 300 days and its a total paisa vasool for the theater owners because our Power Star himself pays the theatre owners for every show they screen. So far, just one of his movies got released and created a history.
First Movie.
"LATHIKA" - (To know more about this movie search www.imdb.com and unfortunately "No results found" will be showing up)
And this man stands as a living example for "fight against piracy". His movie's link had never been found anywhere online, till his movie has completed a successful run for about 300 odd days. Learn from him, movie makers.
Avatars

Idhu verum sample dhaan. Main picture paakaadha. Thaanga maata!

Behind Screens

• Sponsored "Thanneer Pandhal", "More Pandhal", etc. to people who suffered in summer
• "Self volunteered" sponsorship for all college culturals
• Hundred families live in his shade, but he never gains publicity out of it (He himself mentioned this many times in interviews)
• Discounted treatment to his fans and their families (After seeing his films)
• Gives life to number of bankrupted banner companies and Mahalakshmi Talkies, Porur.
• Serious hard worker, attending Dance, Aerobics, Stunt classes regularly and Gymnastics once in a week
• The most humble celebrity at twitter who re-tweets and replies to almost every tweet from his fan
• Gives a chance to outdated heroines to perform in lead roles

Last but not least..

• Ambitious human, who believes Super Star Rajnikanth is his only competitor

          Number of achievements, masses of fans, collection of hit movies. Yet, you cannot even find a single piece of information about him in Wikipedia or anywhere online. That simple this great man is!
(Just after we mentioned about his simplicity and not publishing details in Wikipedia. One of his crazy fans has posted his details in wiki, here is the link to it  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powerstar_Srinivasan)

P.S. We've collected all possible information about this great man to the maximum extent. If we'd left out any info, please to share it in comments so that every Powerstar veriyan will get to know more about their role model. Jai Powerstar!

How'd the World started and how'll it end?

Who Cares??!!

You are better than those Saamiyars and Scientists!

Well, someone says It's all due to God. Someone else says, Science was the reason and Physics was the setup. While, the other geniuses just don't bother or care about how it all started, rather so curious about "How the hell will I get my tonight's drink? Plainly, I am one of them.

That was a pretty cool and breezy night-storm. The house's terrace was getting filled with chillness and silence. Turning the lid of that small bottle in my hand, with the World famous warrior's name printed on it, I was sitting at a corner, below the dim light with a bottle of "Goli-Soda", Mom's house made "Kaaravatthal", Next house Maami's handmade "Naarthanga-Ooruga", Like a Boss.

Okay. Coming back to that lid, it was tight and fit. Turning it was tough and hard. I was putting in all my expertise and my muscle power, which I was developing with the help of those big "Karlaa-kattai" and "Dumb-bells", the only ancestral property that my grandfather had left for our family. After a tough time, I unscrewed the lid. Felt like, I had unveiled the mystery of mankind itself.

Took out an ever-silver glass, that I'd brought from our kitchen without mom's knowledge. It was empty. That was the point, it all started. The questions in mind, the doubts in heart and that curiosity from the very bottom of my pelvis. The only thing that was striking my mind, on seeing an empty glass was "How'd the world started and how'll it end?" I started to think about it for a long time.

Now, poured an ounce of that divine liquid from that small bottle inside the glass. It was reddish brown and was looking like "Lava". Yes. That was how the world had been, before few million years ago, a hot land with a hot fluid. Well, I smiled to myself thinking of that sentence that flashed my mind, "Earth should have been fucking hot then!"

That thought added oil to the fire. To prevent any further fire accident, I started mixing that Goli-soda and that red liquid became diluted and was looking cool. Wait! This was how the solidification had occured. Rain was the reason. Continuous raining for months and years had cooled that molten lava and helped in formation of rocks and landreliefs.

Between this scientific travel, I did not notice the ant that had fallen inside the glass and was swimming in the mixture of two liquids. When I saw that, I'd thought for a moment, how many millions of microbes would be inside that liquid. That made me realize the fact, the world started with very tiny microbes and single celled organisms which gave rise to naked but tiny primitives like ants and flies. What-the!

After taking out the ant and throwing it away, without any delay or second thoughts, I gulped the mixture and bit the Kaaravatthal and licked that Naarthanga-Ooruga. It was heavenly. But the glass became empty. Okay. This is natural. It should have been some solar accident or a meteoroid stunt that would have ended the World. Who cares? I started filling it up again in the same order. This science class went on for nearly 6-7 rounds and I found the bottle had become empty. By then, I was feeling like flying with a Boeing 747 beside me, on it's course to New York.

Now, this is how a man's life ends. After realization of the world order, and the bottle becoming empty, he has to fly somewhere high to the skies, unseen thereafter. I was becoming enthusiastic and was feeling like a GOD. But that stupid alcohol was inducing my sleep centers and I was swaying right and left and atlast fell dead. Well, technically asleep. In the morning I found myself on my bed, with Mom awakening me with a cup of home-made filter coffee. On sipping it, I realized that, this divine morning with that super coffee was the moment when, my world which ended last night, actually started again.

P.S.  Fcuk those scientists and saamiyaars. My world starts everyday with that sweet cup of coffee and ends everynight with that bitter wine. I am happy. That's it.

Girls (பெண்கள்)

As mentioned earlier, this post is about girls. The topic on "Girls" has been nondi nongu eduthufied (discussed) like a million times by thousands of people and not even a single person has ever come up with  any conclusion regarding this topic. 

Hot Girls (கிளுகிளுப்பான பெண்கள்)

Okay! Now I am gonna divide and analyse the geometry of algebra in the mind set of the girls.

When she is single

             It's easy to find out if a girl is single if she has the following traits

1. She will act like Genelia (Haasini)  in Santhosh Subramaniam (always hyper and jumping here and there)
2. She will always have a boy with her who is Friend-Zoned. 
3. She gives less attention to her make-up. 
4. She will eat anything and everything and never cares about her diet. 
5. She shows attitude with strangers but deep inside the heart she expects people to look at her.
6. When she knows about a guy having crush on her. She wants him to propose her badly and will try hard and make him propose, but chances of accepting his proposal are only 0.01%

When a guy goes behind her

             Every girl secretly wants to be loved but when it happens she will not be ready to accept it. Once again points potu neata alasuvom.

1. The first thing she does will be to increase make-up and maintain proper diet (will turn super hot like the girls in the above pic)
2. She gets close with the boy in the Friend-Zone (he might be expecting something else, but the truth is HE IS BEING USED)
3. She makes new friends just to watch if the guy is coming behind her.
4. Her activity in social networking sites increases exponentially. 
5. She will get a new cat/dog and upload a minimum of 10 to 15 photos per day. 
6. Treat the guy like a Hutch dog and make him follow her everywhere. 

When a girl falls in love

               Now when a girl falls in love (need not be the guy who proposed her) there will be a drastic change in her. Here I will list a few significant points based on experiments by scientists. 

1. The importance to make-up reduces so does the diet. 
2. All the boys she had in the Friend-Zone will be thrown out of her life. 
3. She will remove all her photos from Facebook and have a pic of a baby or a flower as Display picture and it will be impossible to find her online.
4. The dog/cat which she bought during the previous phase would now be replaced by her lover.
5. She will pour too much of love on the guy and make him drown. At a extreme level, the love turns out to be torture.
6. She limits her friend circle and never gets close with a girl hotter than her. 

I can go on and on but the topic will go endless. I want this post to be small and readable. So the other factors will be discussed later in future topics.

P.S. Not all girls are like this. Some are worse. 

Yet another blog'R

                     Let me start with some questions you would have in your mind, because I have the same questions whenever I start reading a new blog. This post is just to confuse you and make you stay longer under that pretext. After reading this post you will get an idea whether to continue reading or carry on with your important work in Facebook/Twitter.

Yet Another Blog

Who am I? 

I am just another stranger you pass by in your daily life.I am the kind of guy you come across in the metro station, vegetable shop, porn movie, shopping mall etc. (Shit! I just mentioned that I am a GUY, gonna lose some viewers). I am more like YOU (Unnai Pol Oruvan). I don't feel like revealing my true identity as of now. Later if I continue writing and if this blog gets some decent response I will slowly reveal it(more like strip-tease). So, here I am writing this blog and its upto you to read it or not.

What am I gonna write? 

Nothing big, or important. Just some daily instances which we all come across, or I still haven't decided yet. Once I start writing, I might get some ideas and I will let you know as it comes. Sure'a mokka matters dhan. The posts in this blog will be mostly in English and in middle middle some Butler English mixed with Tamil.

Why did i start this blog?

I was vetti to the core and didn't have anything else to do. So I started reading blogs and got inspired by them (I will write about those blogs in forth coming posts) and just like that, Boom!! WHY NOT ME? I can  also mokka potufy. Na podra mokkaya yum padika makkal vara maatangala enna? varuveenga la? 

Why should you read this blog?

If you want to gain knowledge about day to day happenings in politics, science, astronomy, astrology, zoology, physics, chemistry, french etc. this is not the blog for you. As mentioned earlier idhu time pass ku eludhina blog(wrote for time-pass). So, here you are reading it.

Is this blog fun?

Of course it is! Why would I say its not?!
You can leave your comments and opinions about this blog and possibly warn fellow readers.

About next  post. 
The next post will be about GIRLS. Why girls?

Because, nothing else can make this blog mokkier and at the same time attract some viewers. This topic struck my mind when I showed this blog to a girl and she was sweet enough to read the whole crap and she gave me some crappiest idea and talking about her intelligence was one such idea. 

P.S. She was the mastermind behind this blog name "tin tin ta din" (she forced me to add this.)